No book for "I"

I am sometimes a complete idiot, meaning that I'm not always an idiot. But this is kind of like that rule we learned in elementary school about true and false test questions. If one part of the statement is false then the answer is always false even if part of it is true. So without further ado, I am a complete idiot.

Last night I was called a loser..."You're a LOSER, Maaan!" I think it is funny the way she said, "Maaaaaan!" But, I still think she was being serious, and for that, I pause and try to take it in.

I know something is not right when something is not right.