Tasteless Overtures

What is happening in the world?!? My second post ever on this blog was how the Cowboys have turned (or might have been all along) into the Yanks of the NFL world. Buy experienced used-to-be great players and watch them all stumble together to the end of the season.

But over the course of this season, I had a thought...perhaps Parcells was getting the old guys to show the new guys how to play. Why play all the new guys and lose every game? Why not let the new guys mix it up with the old guys? Learn some tricks and pick up a few wins at the same time. I thought, maybe I am wrong about Parcells.

Now from the little I have heard, this is not Parcells fault, but it is very hard to hold on right now. Yes, I too am now a believer that the world will end soon. Yes, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that he would not answer the question whether or not he would sign Owens right now. BUT!!!!!! Why would he not flatly say, "I don't ever want that sunafabeetch on my fuggin team EVER! For every diehard Cowboy fan, we will never PAY that disrespecting a-hole to set foot on our sacred football field!! FREEDOM!!! Long live the Dallas Cowboys!!"

Nope, keeping up with the Joneses said he would not answer the question right now.

If we sign T.O. I am no longer a Cowboys fan. You heard it here. I am no longer a fan because these are NOT the Cowboys I grew up with. If we sign T.O., come back here and I will declare my disowning of the Cowboys...of course until something changes, like the end of the world, Jones sells the franchise, Parcells quits, and at the very least T.O. is off the team.

Mr. George Teague, you are my hero.